All Tribute Bands Suck!

(I don't care how good you think you are)

No one likes a Talented Punk Band

It's Not that Punk sucks... just most of the bands do!

Friends don't let friends listen to EMO!

There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on and a sword!

Just because you can't play... That doesn't mean you are a punk band.

Mike Ness plays with Dollies

Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks and bad music

why do people who can't drive, Always seem to drive white cars?

LEO HAS A LITTLE DICK

Lead, Follow or Get Out Of The Way

WHAT PART OF "FUCK OFF" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it!